The
reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Anonymous
No animal should ever jump up on
the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the
conversation.
Fran Lebowitz
Don't accept your dog's
admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
The reason a dog has so many
friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Anonymous
No animal should ever jump up
on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the
conversation.
Fran Lebowitz
Don't accept your dog's
admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in
Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in
the world like a puppy licking your face.
Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on
earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer
person than the average person.
Andrew A.Rooney
We give dogs time we can
spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal man has ever made.
M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and
bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to
mix love and hate.
Sigmund Freud
I wonder what goes through his
mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
Penny Ward MoserI wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity,
perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
Dogs need to sniff the ground;
it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper,
containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent,
are often continued in the next yard.
Dave Barry
Anybody who
doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about
immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few
persons.
James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't
getting enough exercise.
Unknown
My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what they must think of
us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -
chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler
Women
and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
Outside of a dog, a book is
probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
Passion for what we are doing
takes us to greater heights and is what makes us willing to take risks.
Kathy Keats
Dogs are incapable of
blushing, a fact which has given rise to the suggestion that they are incapable of shame.
Man is the Only animal that blushes. Or needs to.'
Mark Twain
Almost all dogs have a
firm conviction that dogs should smell doggy.'
Celia Haddon
Breed is irrelevant, dog
health is not.
Unknown
I am a dog at the seaside
tethered to a fence while my master and mistress romp on the sands.
I am bouncing, twisting, weeping, consuming myself. ...
Look at the dogs in the street, how everything implicates them,
how everything is their concern, how they race towards great discoveries.
And imagine the grief, tethered to a fence when there is activity - and play, and thought
and fascination -
just beyond the holding rope.
Martin Amis
My dogs think I am
perfect, a second opinion is not required.
Unknown
Don't forget that the
word DOG also means BITCH.
Unknown
One reason a dog is such a lovable
creature is his tail wags instead of his tongue.
Unknown
What may
apply to gorillas does not necessarily apply to dogs...
Unknown
Whenever I feel poor, I remember that I'd rather have my dogs than other
people's money.
S. Conant
Properly trained, a man/woman
can be a dog's best friend.
Corey Ford
You can't trust a dog to watch your dinner.
Unknown
Dogs still have bad
breath after eating a Tic-Tac'...
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comments and observations from many sources. Mostly they reflect the good cheer and camaraderie
of dog lovers everywhere and sometimes they are thoughtful and profound. 
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