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The yolk is on you...

Remember those terrible 'Why did the Chicken cross the road' jokes of your youth. Well, here's an agility version inspired by Kate Wyke's comic emails. This one is based on 'A Little Classical Philosophy Humour.'

Q: Why did the dog jump the hurdle?

A: See below...

Tony Blair:
It's the third way.
Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own dog nature.
Albert Camus:
It doesn't matter; the dog's actions have no meaning except to him.
Bill Clinton:
It wasn't me. I wasn't training the dog.
There was no inappropriate relationship between me and the dog.

Darwin:
Dogs, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way
that they are now genetically dispositioned to jump hurdles.
Albert Einstein:
Whether the dog jumped the hurdle or the hurdle jumped the dog depends upon your frame of reference.
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn't jump the hurdle; it transcended it.
Freud:
The fact that you thought that the dog jumped the hurdle reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates:
I have just released the new dog 2000, which will both jump hurdles,
balance your chequebook and solve your Y2K problem.
Newt Gingrich
Because the dog was kicked out of the coop.
Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.
Immanuel Kant:
The dog, being an autonomous being, chose to jump the hurdle of his own free will.
Martin Luther King, Jr:
I envision a world where all dogs will be free to jump hurdles
without having their motives called into question.
Machiavelli:
The point is that the dog jumped the hurdle. Who cares why?
The ends of jumping the hurdle justify whatever motive there was.
Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.
Nietzsche:
Because if you gaze too long across the hurdle, the hurdle gazes also across you.
George Orwell:
Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was jumping the hurdle of his own free will,
when he was really only serving their interests.
Captain James T. Kirk:
Beam me up, Scotty.
Jean-Paul Sartre:
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the dog found it necessary to jump the hurdle.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone jump a hurdle? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask,
'What the heck was this dog doing walking around all over the place anyway?'

Oliver Stone:
The question is not 'Why did the dog jump the hurdle?" but is rather 'Who was jumping the hurdle at the same time whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the dog jumping?'
If you have any agility jokes to share - chicken or otherwise - send them to:Ellen Rocco at agilitynet.com

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